once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back
Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no..
darn it i just saw a private part on the internet
German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.
Baby hippos are the best
THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND
Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
Tell me a bedtime story
Two of the sunrises this past week.